Sunday, August 31, 2008
My latest dream would likely make PETA cringe. And I hope it does as I do not have a high regard of them.
In my dream, my family was vacationing in a beach somewhere. There I was lounging with a niece and nephew in a small hut along the shoreline. A middle-aged man outside was fishing. I strecthed my legs outside expecting to dip my feet in the water. But as I did so, I found my foot resting on top of a...all right everybody now...one, two, three...SHAAAAAAAAAARK!!! Normally, people in that situation would retract their feet immediately but for some reason, I didn't. In fact, I kept my foot firmly on top of the shark's head thinking it would render it immobile. Thankfully, the shark was turned away from me and surprisingly, my foot did prevent it from moving.
It was at that point that the fisherman outside began attacking it with his knife. He struck the head, I think, but the shark was still alive. During the struggle, I suggested that the fisherman strike the shark's gills. At first, he ignored the suggestion but eventually, he acted on it and that finally did the poor shark in.
But as much as I felt sorry for the shark, I figured, better it bit the dust than having my foot bitten off.
In my dream, my family was vacationing in a beach somewhere. There I was lounging with a niece and nephew in a small hut along the shoreline. A middle-aged man outside was fishing. I strecthed my legs outside expecting to dip my feet in the water. But as I did so, I found my foot resting on top of a...all right everybody now...one, two, three...SHAAAAAAAAAARK!!! Normally, people in that situation would retract their feet immediately but for some reason, I didn't. In fact, I kept my foot firmly on top of the shark's head thinking it would render it immobile. Thankfully, the shark was turned away from me and surprisingly, my foot did prevent it from moving.
It was at that point that the fisherman outside began attacking it with his knife. He struck the head, I think, but the shark was still alive. During the struggle, I suggested that the fisherman strike the shark's gills. At first, he ignored the suggestion but eventually, he acted on it and that finally did the poor shark in.
But as much as I felt sorry for the shark, I figured, better it bit the dust than having my foot bitten off.
