I Want To Be A Millionaire...

...but I seem to be the weakest link. I dreamt that I was a contestant in a quiz show. One thing odd about that particular game show was that it was held at some old lady's house. (Nice house that.) Anyway, I got to the final round where I was to identify a person featured in a video.

And that's where I had my "epic fail" moment. I first identified the person as "John Campbell". I was wrong. Then I identified him as "Joseph Campbell". Wrong again. He's not the "Hero of a Thousand Faces" guy. Then I tried the name "Johnathan Campbell". Ehhh...dead wrong! Then I thought, "Howsabout 'Jason Campbell'?" Well...no. He's not the comic book artist.

After a couple of minutes of soul-searching, I finally figured out who the guy in the video was. But it was too late. And I lost. @#$%^&*(-+= you, Bobby Ewing!

This deleted scene from Dallas featuring the original version of infamous shower scene was reworked because it had too much water.